Dead Baby Jokes
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Dead Baby Jokes are a hugely popular and very socially acceptable form of wit. Reciting dead baby jokes automatically makes you extremely cool and hugely respected. They are often used to impress high standing people in society like priests, doctors, elected officials and your mother. Dead baby jokes are often used to console women who have recently miscarried. Dead baby jokes have been traced back to the 1500s, with the first written one found scrawled in the back of Shakespeare's first folio.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What's red and white and screams a lot?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a baby in a pram?
Meals on wheels.
What's worse then 9 babies nailed to one tree?
1 baby nailed to 9 trees.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I have one in my garage. And the other is just a car.
