Debbieism
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[edit] Humble Beginings
Debbie, a morbidly obease girlscout, started out just like anyone else. She was born in a small log cabin in . . . oh shoot that was Lincoln, well this is not important, all that matters is that she was indeede born. There is very little known about Debbie's early years and her family. However, it is known that she has one brother, we do not speak of him though. He sucks.
From an early age Debbie decided that she would take over the world someday. At the age of 5 she joined girlscouts. There she learned everything she needed to know about running illegal operations and world domination.
[edit] Girlscouts
Despite popular beliefe that the scouts are harmless little girls, this is not true at all. Girl Scouts is actually stands for:
Giant Illegal Ravinously Large Snotty Children O U T S
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