December 21st, 2012

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This is the day before the emperor of Japan's hundred and eleventyeth birthday.

Also the day the Universe ends according to the world's largest talking bag of hammers. It recommends that the best way to face the end of the world is with a hangover.

[edit] How it will happen. AKA: Who dun it

Many scientists and homeless men argue the end of the world, each in a hard to understand language. Many theories present themself: God deciding we just don't deserve a universe, 500 foot Jesus (Along with the whole Jesus Gang), possibly a rerun of the Sienfeld series finale. The end of the world will be one thing though: Dark.

[edit] Dark

When the world ends things will be cast into total darkness. Not regular darkness mind you, not the kind you can barely see in because of streetlights outside the window or a UFO, total and complete darkness. When we go the sun goes too, along with every lamp, light, fixture, and match. The real problem is: How will anyone get around in all this dark? Whats left of intelligent life as we know it will forever stub their toe in the infinite darkness, stepping on dogs' tails and whatnot will become a cursed pimpil on the hairy backside of the post-apocolyptic universe!