What does December 25 mean to you?
- Christmas Day (National Shopping Day for residents of the United States only)
- Chwistmas pwesents!!!
- The day Baby Jesus was boned
- A night of hard drinking, followed by a long day of hard drinking.
- The Day I lost my virginity to a fat man in a red suit with a giant candy-cane dildo.
- Jesus's 2008th birth.