Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 7

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December 7: Official Who The Hell Is Spartacus Day

• 73 BC - Romans (pictured) attempt to figure out who the hell Spartacus is.

• Little did they know that I'm Spartacus.

• No, I'm Spartacus!

• I'm Spartacus!

• No, I am!

• Hence the search...

• 1555 - The search for Spartacus continues.
• 1936 - Buddy Holly born in Texas; also known as "The Day That Will Live in Infancy".
• 1982 - Mr T (not pictured) claims in his autobiography "Pity the Fool" that he was Spartacus. Historians refute this claim.
• 1986 - The super-powered Botswanian begins to call himself "Mr. Judicial," and is seen prancing about Botswanian rooftops on a quest to offend civilians with his burning middle finger. No relation to Spartacus found upon a thorough search of Judicial's apartment by the Botswanian Transvestite SWAT team.
• 2005 - Uncyclopedia becomes littered with Spartacus jokes.

• No, I become littered with Spartacus jokes!

• In Soviet Russia, Spartacus jokes get littered with you!

• 2006 - Would the real Spartacus please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?
• 2007 - Mr. T assassinated. Spartacus still alive???

• Yes, I am!

• "I pity the fool"

• Shut the fuck up! You're dead!

• 2008 - Spartacus is forgotten due to the lack of appearance in the flesh. Mr. T rolls over in his grave.
• 2008 - In a show during Drum Corps International a man claims to be Spartacus.Rioting ensues.
• 2033 - The Battle of Tokyo. Filipino Empire wins the battle and occupies the entire country of Japan.