Deep Blue

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Deep Blue was the computing device that beat the Russian chess master Garry Kasparov in 2.67 seconds. It is theorized that Deep Blue was also skilled in many sexual techniques, however this remains speculation as most of Deep Blue's chassis was not able to be recovered after her untimely explosion.

Deep Blue was also known to be highly skilled in wielding the proximity mine, in Goldeneye multiplayer matches.

Deep Blue's only remaining component (her left ear) is buried in Trenton, New Jersey along with her cousin, the first sentient toaster.

Deep Computing, the Earth's leading anthropomorphic chess and sex robotics company, is working on Potato, a sexier version of Deep Blue with more vaginas and several titties where the first model bore only display monitors with the semblance of titties. The new model is likely to be revealed to humanity in the late 2100's, when nerds will have pioneered much greater technologies in the fields of chess and women substitution technologies (WST).