Definitive list of people System of a Down have confessed to murdering
“The Hollywood Sign”
Famous people System of a Down have confessed to murdering
- Rock 'N' Roll- This was purely Accidental. SOAD where only supposed to cut it's balls off but Serj thought Shavo said "Head"
- Queen Elizabeth- The imfamous Vaginal-Koran-papercut death
- Some Hippie- Shavo replied after confessing "I was prevoked though. He kept telling us that we should all live in peace"
- The artist formally known as God- Was killed by being choked by Daron's stomach which was shot out whilst projectile vomiting.
- John Howard- For being A democrat
- JR- SOAD shot JR
- Some french chick-
- Rakanishu- Heh, heh. Rakanishu. Funny Name.
- Bill Clinton- For being A democrat
- Margaret Thatcher- For being A democrat
- Napoleon Dynamite- For being A democrat
- Horatio Nelson-
- Mr. Burns- SOAD Shot Mr. Burns
- Smithers- & Smithers
- Kylie Minogue- To retaliate to westerners for stealing oil SOAD stole the most important exports from each nation. From America they took California. From Britain they took the British Navy. From Japan, talking toilets & from Australia Kylie Minogue's Arse. However All of Kylie Minogue's vital organs are in here deriere so without it she died.
- Each of the members of the band have all killed their fathers
- No woman has survived an encounter with Malakalakalakalakalakian
- All the children that Bono is trying to save
- Joseph Stalin -he wasnt very funny anymore
- Pudding- FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
- Aristotle- For his irrational liberal thinking style
- Kim Jong Il- For being A democrat... Sort of.
- Paris Hilton- But can you blame them?
- Sonic The Hedgehog- It's All right though He has another life
- Sonic The Hedgehog- Now he'd dead for real. No continues either.
- Pauline Hanson- For being A democrat
- Abraham Lincon- For being A democrat
- Tiger Woods- For being black
- Tom Cruise- Thank You SOAD
- Godzilla- You can watch this in the movie: "Big Unrealistic Lizard fights Godzilla
- Willy Wonka- Serj hypnotized an Oompa Loompa to sacrifice itself & target it's former master in a suicide bombing
- Dexie's Midnight Runners- See Some Hippy
- Chris Barrie- Does anyone even know who he is?
- Winston Churchill- For being A democrat & old
- Steve Irwin- Thank GOD!!
- Arnold Shwartzanigger- For being A democrat... Well a Nazi anyway.. that's sort of a democrat
- Ronald Reagan- For being A democrat
- Bigfoot- Daron ate him thinking he was George Foreman
- George Foreman- Daron ate him thinking he was Bigfoot
- Bob the Builder- Do not visit this link it is a list!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tony Blair- For being A democrat
- Mel Gibson- For being Jesus
- Satan- For not paying SOAD for the WMD's
- CATS- For Great Justice
- John Cleese- SOAD Asked Allah if they could reincarnate him as they found his comedic silly-walks most amusing
- John Cleese- Allah Agreed
- Woodrow Wilson- For being A democrat
- Franz Ferdinand- Both the band AND the guy
- Chapelle Corby- For not taking the blame for having the drugs as agreed in the deal
- Peter Griffin- For being a Fat American
- Donald Duck- Not to be mistaken with Donald Trump or Ye-e-es
- Anne- Eh, Eh, Eeeeh
- Pope John Paul II- See Facts about SOAD
- JFK- See JFK
- Emperor Meiji- For being A democrat
- Dracula- This was before he was a vampire. Serj accidentaly strangled him whilst trying to five him a quill & because he had unholy terrorist hands they turned Dracula into a monster!
- George Bush Snr.- This was for a prank Daron was playing on George Bush Jnr.
- Bill Gates- For being the worlds fattest, most American, most piggish, richest nerd
- The Sheriff - Though investigation still continues into the Deputy
- A Talking Boat - Because I said so
- Your Mom - Your Mom is so ugly, she is wicked in the lord Allah's eyes. Allah Ackbar.
- Natalie Portman - They found the terrible truth that her vagina was full of pennies and they killed her in the name of Allah. However they remade a copy of her using a random hobo so she still appears alive to the unsuspecting public.
This is the justification of having a list:
Despite the fact that having a page that is just a list is quite obviously such a disgusting offence & anyone who makes a page that is just a list should have their hearts ripped out & their mothers raped in front of them for commiting such an sickening act, I actualy got a descent reason for having this page so if you have finnished being sick from seeing a list just read this: The reason for this page is because there was originally a section on the System of a down page titled "Difinitive list of people System of a Down have confessed to murdering" which links to several jokes at the start of the article. The list was becoming too large & obscure so it was decided that there should be a page devoted to that subject so that the page looks neat. So there.
Sorry to be a big whinge.