Definitive list of people System of a Down have confessed to murdering

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Famous people System of a Down have confessed to murdering[edit]

FYI[edit]

This is the justification of having a list:

Despite the fact that having a page that is just a list is quite obviously such a disgusting offence & anyone who makes a page that is just a list should have their hearts ripped out & their mothers raped in front of them for commiting such an sickening act, I actualy got a descent reason for having this page so if you have finnished being sick from seeing a list just read this: The reason for this page is because there was originally a section on the System of a down page titled "Difinitive list of people System of a Down have confessed to murdering" which links to several jokes at the start of the article. The list was becoming too large & obscure so it was decided that there should be a page devoted to that subject so that the page looks neat. So there.

Sorry to be a big whinge.