Deities

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September 21, 2019 at 13:12You worship. They are worshipped.

Usually weird. That means memorable. Usually used to explain something. That makes them profitable. Usually punish the un-believer. That makes them real.

Anyone calling them dieties will be eaten by the ancient Irish Goddess Anne O'Rexia.

Currently, there are seven known types of deities, from weakest to most powerful: Quasi/or sub-god, Demi, Lesser, Intermediate, Greater, Overdeity, and some guy named Franz.

Franz of course being a gaint frog that's invisible tounge (according to ancient folk tale) is wrapped around the world several times and prevents us from ever jumping over 3 feet.


















and everyone who HAS ever jumped over 3 feet is a h4<|<0r!!!