Dementia

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There used to be a picture, but I forgot its name...

“Wait... what's going on? And who are you? Where am I?”

~ Our good memored user Lyrithya on Dementia

Well, what actually is dementia?

Dementia is a disease what makes people forg...

Umm...

To... forget?

Yes, to forget. It makes people forget all thi...

Wait. I forgot.

Forgot? How a stupid word. I liked when people had some real words like...

Like...

...Wait, I forgot.

It sucks, when I forget things...

*knock knock*

Oh, hi <insert name here>! Nice that you still remember your old friend Kenny! Come inside, friend!

I have so much fun talking with myself, but now I can talk with you.

So, I was talking that I think I must forgot to forget. Yeah. To forget that I forget that I gorget to forget. Yes. That`s it.

Oh, I forgot that you came to talk with me. Oh boy, I sure have a baaad bad memory. So, what if...

WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING IN MY HOUSE?!! GET OFF! AND WHO THE BLOODY *peeeeeeep* YOU EVEN ARE?!!

...

Aa, <insert name here>. Stupid name.

When i was younger, I had friends named like Geor...

Damn. I forgot it again!

Why I forgot these things? I want answers!

But hey, you showed me that wonderful site last week, didn`t you?

Oh. You didn`t. Sad. But I still remember the site.

It was called... www.wikip...

No, i forgot it.

So...

Who were you?

...Oh.

You said it already? This... really gives me creeps. Let`s talk about something else.

About.. Politics? Yes, politics!

What do you think of Obama? I think he`s a one...

...one?

I dont want to talk anymore! This is too stupid to forgot what you are saying!

So I simply just close my mouth, and...

Mouth? What is it?

...

Aah, this thing! Used for talking, you sai...

Talking?

Mmmmm? Hmmmm?! MMMMMMM!!!

M&m!!! M mmmm mmmm! Mmm!

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaammmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmMmM!!!

Mmm? Mhmhamhamhamha!MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM!!!

"Hey? Hey!!! No Kenny dont shoot yourself!!!"

*bang*

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"

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