Demi Moore

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“In Soviet Russia Demi Moore bangs YOU!”

~ Russian reversal on Demi Moore

“''Such Lovely Unique Talent”

~ Everyone on Demi Moore

“Only loser I'll never sleep with”

~ Demi Moore on YOU

“MILF! MILF!”

~ the guy from American Pie on Demi Moore

“Whose MILF? Never screwed that guy”

~ Demi Moore on hearing the above

[edit] Biography

Name Demi Moore

Other names Your mom

Born before the dinosaurs

Has slept with Everyone except you

[edit] Other info

Demi Moore is the sexiest of Patrick Moore's children, and unlike her brother Michael Moore she inherited a passion for stargrazing.

Demi will often be found at sampling stations or related spent napkin recepticals, stalking fruit and cheese wedges. As a member of the former Brat Pack she now dates one of the next generation of brats: Ashton Kutcher. Her uncle, Roger Moore, applauds her dating Kutcher. He himself often dated boys way-too-young during his years as a secret agent.

[edit] Selected works

• Charlie's Angels: Full throat
• Backdoor Sluts IX