Demonrat Party

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Modern-day photo of Hillary Clinton.

Demonrats are a special breed of rats made for politics created by Davy Jones in the year 1312. He created them with stupidity and idiocy and everything moronic and a fusion of rats and demons some people call them Democrats and they couldn't be more correct.

Since their creation they have spread like vermin (because they are a mixture of rats and demons) they have many talents such as spreading lies and stupidity wherever they go. One demonrat, when asked how stupid she was, said "I don't recall".

Powers[edit]

They have several interesting powers

  • Stupidity
  • Idiocy
  • Moron..ity
  • Ignorance of the truth
  • lazer beam eyes
  • Flag burning abilities
  • Non intelligence
  • And many many more collect them all at your local demonrat supermarket or provider!!!!!

Modern Demonrats[edit]

This is a fine specimen of a demonrat notice it's stupidity which compensates for it's idiocy this may be the stupidest demonrat to ever live!

There are many Demonrats in the world today. Here is a short list of them:

  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • The baby murderers
  • The oil hating idiots
  • Frankendoodle
  • That Black guy in Predator
  • Etcetera etcetera etcetera "In the words of the king from the king and me"
  • People who are not members of the Aryan Race.
  • Jews
  • Homosexuals
  • Hollywood
  • The Media (and all of their dirty tricks)
  • All people named "Alois"

Nature[edit]

When threatened a demonrat will scurry away to it's hidey hole until it has created some new absurd ideas and insults although you never know what a cornered beast may do.

Demonrats have been compared to gremlins critters or other small creatures of mass destruction but they are more like deadly destroying donkeys with gingivitus.

It is widely known that there are no hawt girls in the demonratic party this is largely due to the severe amounts of stupidity prevalent in most demonrats which acts as an anti magnet to hawt girls who instead go to other more manly parties such as the rip roaring random rantings party which began in the year XXX009.