Dennis the Menace

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“What spirit! What magnificent childlike joie de vivre! It took a couple of Lenin quotes, but eventually I sweet-talked the little rascal into bed.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dennis_the_Menace

“Isn't he meant to have a red and black striped jumper, black hair and a rabid dog?”

~ Britain on Dennis the Menace

“WHY WON'T HE JUST LET ME DIE?!?!?!?!”

~ Mr. Wilson on Dennis the Menace

[edit] The Red Menace

Preacher and political leader in the former USSR during the middle 20th Century, used to drive Stalin's taxi. Could sporadically throw bolts of lightning from an energetic focal point emerging into reality just above his head. Was suspicious of brown shoe-wearers after a delivery man so shod nearly pulled off an attempt at assassination with a cardboard box and a pair of scissors.

In America, Dennis the 'Red' Menace was depicted as a good natured eunuch, whose bumbling attempts to catch Moose and Squirrel were defeated by his own ineptitude.

Some believe Dennis to be a reincarnation of Jesus, but that's just horsecrap.

[edit] Hurricane Dennis

A 150mph hurricane, Dennis is indeed the menace who stands accused of killing 32 people during the hurricane season of 2005. His partner in crime Hurricane Wilma of Flintstones fame was unavailable for comment.

Hurricane Dennis frequently harassed former U.S. President Woodrow Wilson (more commonly known as "Mister Wilson) well into his retirement.

[edit] The Dennis Connection

Dennis the Menace is widely considered to be a Dennis. He is more easily accessed than Superman, though he will never reach the popularity that Bowser reached before naming himself king.

2005 Atlantic hurricane season
Hurricane Dennis - Hurricane Katrina - Hurricane Marguerite - Hurricane Rita - Hurricane Wilma - Hurricane βeta