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Densa is the first and only Low-IQ society in the world. Only people scoring among the lowest 2% in any standard IQ-Test are allowed to join.

[edit] Background Infomation

Densa was formed on July 1, 2006, by Margaret Thatcher, Mark Collett and Yo Momma. Densa aims to bring together people with Low IQ's from all over the world. Densa was exclusively set up for Europe.

[edit] Notable Members

Due do to the somewhat negative aspects of being a member on Densa, lots of people are reluctent to apply, and even more reluctant to admit to being members, which makes finding out membership lists hard.

However, because every member is one of the stupidist people alive, they have trouble keeping secrets.

Notable members include:

• Nick Griffin Current Chairman
• Tony Blair
• Gorg UU Bushk (also known as George W. Bush, he spelt his name wrong on the application...)
• George Foreman
• Ratboy
• Dan Quayle
• 'Monky' (see Kilts Off for more information on Monky)
• 'Ata'-Turk
• Jack Black
• Tim Westwood (the "Big Dawg")
• 50 Cent
• Rigby Chadwick
• Laura Kew
• Jon Gaunt
• Mark Collet
• Richard Littlejohn
• Thomas Wilkins

[edit] Criteria

To become a member of Densa, you must meet these guidelines:

• Densa does not accept people who's level of IQ does not fall into the lowest 2% of the world population.
• Densa does not accept people with an IQ lower than 1. Densa is considered a Low-IQ organisation, not a No-IQ organisation (the fat female singer from the band Texas was denied membership on these grounds)
• Densa does not grant membership to people younger than 14 years of age (this doesn't include mental age)

[edit] Problems Within Densa

Because every member in Densa is an idiot, running the group can be a struggle for members, they often rely on help from 3rd Parties.

Last time a member attempted something without help, he burnt down his mother's house.

[edit] Criticism

There has been a lot of criticism directed at Densa, and most particularly the founders. Its been said that the Founders created Densa to exploit and ridicule vunerable people for their own entertainment.

This has never been denied.

[edit] Origins Of Name

The name 'Densa' came from merging the word 'Dense' (Implying somone is thick, stupid or unintelligent) with the word 'Mensa' (a well known High-IQ society).