Deprogramming

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[edit] General

It has been noted in scientific journals that most mothers and fathers want to deprogram their children. Especially if they have joined C++ groups. The people in these cults are known for trying to mechanize the universe and are incapable of carrying on conversations, and are extremely dangerous to civilization.

[edit] History

Pat Lingos Rickted was the first person to try to infiltrate these organizations by inventing the language named Java. This totally removed the operator overloading mentality of the C++ cultists. It was found that this technique did not work on Fortran cults because of the seriousness and depth of the mind control.

His secondary technique is to lock the individual into a network closet, and to ask them canonical Cobol questions.

[edit] See also

• Technical writing
• Computer Programming
• Computerologists
• Tabula Rasa