Destiny's Child

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Destiny's Child is a term used for children with a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One common criterion for diagnosis of what used to be called mental retardation is a tested intelligence quotient (IQ) below 70.

There are many signs. For example, children with Destiny's Child condition may:

sit up, crawl, or walk later than other children
learn to talk later, or have trouble speaking,
find it hard to remember things,
not understand how to pay for things,
have trouble understanding social rules,
have trouble seeing the consequences of their actions,
singing a weird song called "Independent Woman"