“I got the sweetest hangover”
Diana Ross is this skinny little black actress, probably best known for her portrayal of "Catwoman" on the 1960's cult television hit, "Batman." She is so skinny that when she puts her hands to her side she looks like a golf club. She continues to eat mice, a remnant of her Catwoman days. She starred with Michael Jackson and some other black people in a funky remake of "The Whiz," a touching story about an aerosol cheese product that wants to return to Kansas. She is sometimes confused with Diana Rigg, who also wore a cat suit, and was a hottie until she got all hagged out and heinous. Ross currently lives in a jewel encrusted cigar box in a display window at the corner of Third and Broadway in every city in USA.