Diaper
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“The minute I saw a pair of GoodNites on the store shelf, I raced straight home to try them on and forgot that I hadn't even paid for them!”
~ Oscar Wilde in diapers
“I swear, I have never worn those silly things in all my life.”
~ Pathological liar on diapers
“Toilet training is so last millennium.”
~ Three-year-old child explaining why diapers are cool
Diapers are fluffy, soft, padded, absorbent, and comfortable undergarments. They are normally worn by babies, but adult girls have also been known to wear them on a regular basis instead of panties, as they claim that diapers are more comfortable and sexier. Any person who wears a diaper is bound to get stimulated to the point of wetting the diaper because its comfort is so overwhelming.* Many adults find diapers more convenient than using the toilet.
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[edit] Types
There are three types: cloth,disposable, and wood diapers. Disposable ones tend to be the more comfortable because they are tighter, snugger, and more padded. They also look considerably sexier than traditional cloth diapers. Additionally, they make a crinkling noise that is rather attractive. Wood diapers provide a stylish twist on the original, but tend to be very uncomfortable due to their square construction. For a more detailed list, see "Kinds of Diapers."
[edit] Construction
Cloth diapers are not as comfortable as disposable ones, so its construction will not be discussed.
Disposable diapers are made with a special kind of padding that is extra soft and extra padded. The padding is reinforced in the crotch area, as that is the area most needed to be stimulated. Essentially, diapers have built-in sanitary napkins in the crotch area, so the pad is merely part of the underwear as a whole. The legholes of most diapers have frilly-looking leg gathers that look somewhat feminine and babyish, prompting many people to think that diapers are only for girls and babies. Additionally, in order to spark further arousal, delicate, crinkly paper-like material is placed inside the diaper to tickle a person and to make the sexy crinkling sound (many people also associate the delicate fibers of diapers with feminine clothing, again prompting some to think that diapers are more of a feminine undergarment). The disposable diapers are made so snug and tight so that a person will have a tremendously difficult time removing it, almost forcing a person to wet the diaper. Additionally, the diaper is intentionally built to be excessively comfortable (soft and well-padded, yet still having enough delicate fibers to be flimsy and delicate - a seemingly impossible combination) so that people will be forced to wet.
There is the traditional plain diaper with tape on the sides. Then, there is the Pull-Up, which tends to fit more like regular panties. This may be more appealing to those who are new to the diaper experience.
[edit] How to Wear
Diapers are generally worn by infants to catch their urine and fecal waste, as they are all incontinent. During toilet-training, children "upgrade" from regular diapers to Pull-Ups, and in later years, if any children have bedwetting problems, they use products like GoodNites.
Some people, primarily teenagers, however wear diapers for sexual pleasure. Upon discovering masturbation, many males and females seek diapers, among other things, to use as an aid for masturbation. Some satisfy their sexual fetishes by peeing and pooing in their diapers, while others do not and simply enjoy the experience of wearing diapers without peeing or pooing in them. Even more so, many girls have chosen to wear diapers instead of tampons during their periods.
For those using diapers for sexual purposes, wear the diaper so that it is visible (especially if you wear a skirt...ensure that an upskirt view is possible). Do not make it overly visible, though. Just wear it like normal underwear and hope people notice. When wearing a diaper ensure that you pee and poop in it till it is full. While wearing the diaper, bend over a lot exposing your diaper for all to see. If you use the diaper in public, you should make it very obvious and smush your diaper against your bottom after using it.
Sometimes people do it for an indirect sexual pleasure. Not for someone else but just to do it because it feels good. Wetting the bed purpously may have a minor substitute, but does not give as much pleasure as diapers.
[edit] Incontinentia Cerebralis
It is also common to wear diapers as means to prevent dangerous substances from leaking out of the brain. This is very common in areas such as the Middle East and a fashionable accessory for members of various groups of Entrepreneurs.
[edit] Diaper Wearers
Anyone can wear a diaper, but they are most commonly worn by the following groups of people:
- Babies
- Girls
- Amy Winehouse [1]
- David Vitter
- Lisa Nowak
- Stephen Colbert
- Astronauts
- Bleie
- Britney Spair
- Emil i Lønneberget
- John Deacon
- Your Mother
[edit] Kinds of Diapers
[edit] Diaper Brands
[edit] Statistics
A 2002 survey showed that 87% of girls who wore diapers got more dates than those that only wore panties. Furthermore, 100% of the girls that wore diapers claimed that they felt a lot more comfortable and sexier than in panties. It is also important to show that men were included in the survey as well, although not many men succumbed to diaper wearing.
