Dick Cavett
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“Born on the mountain top of Tennessee, the greenest state in the land of the free. Raised in the woods (so he knew every tree), killed him a bear when he was only three!”
~ Jimmy Hoffa on Dick Cavett
Dick Cavett is currently the world record champion for being able to suck the most golfballs through a garden hose. Dick is also the founder of G.L.A.D., or Grand Legion and Alliance of Dicks. GLAD's other members include:
Ivan Dixon
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden
The German dictators
