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“" Dick Dastardly?, thats what what your mom uses every night".”

~ Your Dad on Dick Dastardly

“"It's better than mustard".”

~ Dick Cheney on Dick Dastardly

“"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".”

~ Chuck Norris on Dick Dastardly

“"In Communist Russia, Dick Dastadly eats you!"”

~ Russian Reversal on Dick Dastardly

[edit] Dick Dastardly

Dick Dastardly was a type of ketchup in the 1800's it consisted mainly of cat liver, graphite soup, and red number 8. Hence the name Cat-soup (cat-soup -red#8 did not sell as well, though it had been tried). When Dastardly Dick© got introduced in “the hood” the gangsta’ rappas’ misread the lable and created cats-up (this was usually followed by “man” as to say “cats up man?”) The respnse would normally be Catch Up dawg. Since then the name turned inot Ketchup.

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