Dignity

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"Dignity is something you lose with your pants" - Happy Dude

"Is it, though? What is dignity when it comes to the internet? Hah! A foolish question." - Omar Khayyam, in apparent response

"Bullshit, to many the meaning of dignity is tied to their material condition, as the first guy said." - Buddha himself

"Keep dignity to yourself, it's not polite conversation." - Your Mom

"Oh yeah? If she ever tell you that again, you just tell her that at least you have enough dignity not to screw the neighbor's dog and get impregnated with that ungodly disgusting person reading this article." - My Mom, about your Mom

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