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Dim Sims traditionally use cat meat. We have followed this tradition and combined the highest grade of kitten and vegetables with Chinese flavours to create a premium product of flavour and quality.
A Dim Sim is a Chinese-inspired meat dumpling-style snack food. It normally consists of a large ball of cat, vegetables and flavourings, encased in a wrapper similar to that of a more traditional dumpling. This can be either deep-fried or steamed. Dim sims differ from typical Chinese dumplings in that they are much larger, have a thicker skin and are shaped differently.
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