Dinopus

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“It needs Dinodick”

~ Tamia

Dinopus[edit]

Dinopus
An artist's impression of a dinopus. No he wasn't on crack.
Scientific classification
Kingdom Romanian
Phylum A weird gooey sticklike thingy
Class Dude,look at it,LOOK AT IT!
Order French
Family The Simpsons
Genus Again, LOOK AT IT!
Species Dinopus Garganleopulus Werbalentius..er...fag
Binomial name
Your Mom
Specifications
Primary armament A sock puppet
Secondary armament TROGDOR head with a santa hat.
Power supply How the hell should I know? What do I look like, Steve Irwin?
Health INVINCIBLE!
Mana It ain't no gay ass shaman!Unlike you of course.
Strength PWNAGE +
Intelligence Smarter than your mom for sure
Weight Unknown, but surely less than your mom
Length 300 meters, unlike your penis
Special attack DOINK OF TOTAL BURNINATION
Conservation status
endangering Canadians everywhere


Dinopus is the name of a species of fungus that is the unholy creation of Rosie O'Donnell. It was probably created either when God was on crack or when Darth Vader was molested by Oprah. The Dinopus is in the unendangered list due to the fact they can shoot nuclear missiles out of their asses. The first one ever caught was when Hitler became a gay communist jew, which was NEVER.