Disambiguation (band)
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Disambiguation is an American rock band formed in the South-Southwestern section of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at some time between 1985 and 1997. They are known for their unusually wide variety of music and have recorded three highly-successful albums, largely depending on just what your definition of "highly-successful" is.
They claim to have been inspired by the Beatles (John, Paul, George and Ringo; not a group of insects), Cream (Eric Clapton; not a fatty dairy product), and Styx (the Mr. Roboto guys; not the river, and certainly not dead twigs).
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[edit] Discography
[edit] 1. The First Debut Album (Our First; not the Very First Album Ever)
- "I Want You Baby (Term of affection; not That You're a Child)"
- "I'll Love You Any Way I Can (Am Able To; not a Metal Storage Container)"
- "I Will Be Your White Knight (Chivilrous Hero; not Illuminated Evening)"
- "Got My Vibrating Shoes On (I'm Wearing Them; not That They Are Activated)"
- "You're My Kind of Chick (Woman; not Fowl)"
- "Your Best Friend is a Bitch (Disagreeable; not a Dog, Though She Is Ugly Too)"
- "Your Sister Is Pretty Fly (Attractive; not a Buzzing Pest)"
- "Your Dad Is An Asshole (Bad person; not an anus)'
- "I Need To Get High (Inebriated; not Elevated)"
- "Isn't It Time To Screw? (Fornicate; not a Threadded Fastener)"
- "I Don't Need No Stinking Rubber (Prophylactic; not Pliable Material)"
[edit] 2. Songs In The Key Of Love (Romantic; not Altrustic)
- "To You, I Give My Life (Remainder of My Existence; not Cereal, not Boardgame)"
- "When You're Away I Go Nuts (Crazy; not Almonds and Cashews)"
- "You Are So Groovy (Pleasant; not Riddled With Long Slots)"
- "Take Me Back and I'll Buy You a Pinto (Old Car; not a Horse, not a Bean)"
- "Take It, Easy (Relax; not Accept Me, You Slut)"
- "Your Mom Is Hot (Again, Attractive; not Elevated in Temperature)"
- "I Could Seriously Use a Joint (Cigarette; not Bone Junction)"
- "Time To Hit The Springs (On the Bed; not Flowing Water)"
- "Can I Borrow Fifty Bucks? (Dollars; not Deer)"
- "That Girl Is Such A Hoe (Prostitute; not a gardening tool)"
[edit] 3. New Songs With a Beat (Rhythm; not Purple Vegetable)
- "You Treat Me So Well (Positively; not Like a Hole in the Ground)"
- "I Can See It In Your Eyes (Body Parts; not Dotted Letters)"
- "I Hate To See Your Tears (Eye Discharge; not Rips)"
- "Being With You Is Cool (Nice; not Chilly)"
- "You Are O.K. (Acceptable; not Oklahoma)"
- "Your Brother Is Smokin' (Once Again, Attractive; not Spewing Ash)"
- "Got Any Booze? (Alcohol; not Jeers)"
- "Keep Quiet, My Mom's Boyfriend Can Hear (Us; not That His Ears Function)"
- "I'll Wake You When I'm Finished (Completed; not Coated With Glaze)"
- "Don't Throw Your Skeet At Me (Clay pigeon, not semen. Although I wouldn't want that thrown at me either)"
Their long-awaited fourth album Disambiguation IV (4; not Intravenous) is currently in production.
