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It is no secret that Walt Disney was well known in the Taoist monk community, Goa Tse. He practiced with them between the years 1650 and 1972 and even mastered the ancient yoga maneuver "Rabbit digs the burrow" and occasionally threw lewd parties for the monks of the tribe where they were bathed in pig shit by students from the school of wang whilst listening to 'The Monster Mash' by Dr Demento. Sadly he was cryogenically frozen in a freak plate spinning contest which resulted in the asexuality of worms.
[edit] The Original Tribute
The Disney corporation, now stranded all on it's own with no sense of guidance saw no other path than to follow in their great leaders footsteps. They too were cryogenically frozen (only in a less bizarre manner). The Walt Disney Empire was now left to Walt's fathers, fore-fathers, fathers, sons. In a beautiful homage to their great leader and funny fat man, the great Taoist monk Walter Melon (as he was affectionately called by his fellow taoists), the animators at Disney studios inserted a scene in their latest comedy, starring Pluto the dog. In this scene Pluto is seen to be seen carrying out the infamous technique of "Rabbit digs the burrow" that Walt so loved.
[edit] 200 years on...
Now, 200 years after Walter Melon's death Robert Igar - chief executive of Disney - has commissioned a new tribute to the founder of the multi-national, multi-million, multi-mouse company.
Kids, grown-ups and moody goth teenagers alike will love this new camera depicting Walter in his moment of glory. Presenting the Disney-SE CX camera!
