Dispensationalism

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Dispensationalism is a radical end times doctrine involving the sensational outpouring of Pez dispensers during the tribulation. According to Dispensationalist eschatology, there will be an advent in the Pokemon craze, prior to DinoJesus's second coming. This in turn will give rise to a world dictator known as PEZ.

[edit] Criticism

As with any catholic doctrine, dispensationalism has been under fire by respected theologians and wizards for it's erroneous interpretation of gay symbology and the British film industry.

[edit] Scripture

Biblical passages relating to PEZ are as follows:

"And I shall pour my pez out unto them, for the day of Pokemon is at hand; and I shall spare them the nasty of Snickers, for unto the I give them PEZ." - Bekemikiam 3:14

"And so that PEZ unto him may be understood, he that taketh the PEZ dispenser outeth of his pocketeth shall no longer starve, nor shall he drink, but shall eat PEZ." 2 Relaykia 9:8