Distorted View
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The Distorted View Show is a religious podcast created by media darling Tim Henson. The shows intent is to read the readers various stories copied right from the front page of the New York Times. The show is put out daily and usually runs about 15 minutes long.
The show also contains various features such as:
- Religion Stories Tuesdays - Tim reads stories of how people have found true meaning through sexual abstinence Occasionally, the stories MIGHT stray from the path of righteousness and mention unicorn sex, or Asian Vomit Porn
- Totally Sensitive Reenactments - Tim reenacts news stories in the most politically correct manner as possible. Skits are aimed at helping listeners identify with the victims situations, which can be hard, considering what they are, which is too vulgar even for this website.(((distortedview.com/show to subscribe!!!)))
- Skanking - Tim assumes the identity of a young puebescant girl named katie and talks to sex offenders through the internet program skype. The fact that the sex offenders are all asian has is completely coincidence.
Tim also regularly offers asks for money from people so he can attend the world-wide Jews for Jesus meetings.
Tim's Website is http://www.distortedview.com/show
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