Dome of the Rock
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This is one of the most worthless pieces of desert real estate on the Earth, and as such is claimed as a holy and sacred land by four major world religions. It has also been the source of many wars over the centuries, including several in recent history, the most recent of which being a battle between fans of the wrestlemonkey The Rock and fans of the movie of the same name. The movie fans claim that this place is a testament to the greatness of Nicholas Cage's performance in said movie (The gold representing the light emitted from his hind quarters). The wrestling fans claim that the golden dome was built to attract The Rock much like a light attracts a moth. in recent year's the dome of the rock was turned in a casio, Celine Dion is rumored to be considering including a vist on her next tour claiming "it the only place in the world where i dont look silly"
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[edit] Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi is believed to be buried underneath the great dome, shaded in the same color as his light sabre. Jedi faithful still believe that the promised "Chosen One" will return and bring Kenobi up from his grave. Heathen, unbelieving Arabs and Muslims who don't believe in the Force regularly throw rocks at people who come to pay homage. This dome is also known as the Cub Scouts dome because of its colors, blue and gold.
[edit] Jerusalem Oil Reserves
Until recently it was thought that Israel alone was the sole country in the Middle East to be without oil reserves, but this belief was seriously challenged during the recent stoning of a prostitute when a previously unknown oil field located directly beneath the hills of Golgatha suddenly fulfilled several ancient prophecies.
It is estimated that the Jerusalem oil reserves are at least equal to that of Kuwait or Iraq, and fortunately they have to be extracted through a drilling operation directly through Palestine. As a result, Hezbullah has since fired several hundred wayward missles in the general direction of Jerusalem, but have yet discover any new oil fields under Jeruselem.
It is rumored that the pipeline now buried underneath the new wall surrounding the West Bank of the Jordan River, will have to be re-routed to Solomon's Temple vicinity.
[edit] Abomination of the Desecration
Ancient prophecies foretold that on the 12th moon of the 2006th 1st moon of the 2007th year,
a 400 foot tall iron pelican with 3 legs would raise it's head above the dome and smash its head upon the rock one thousand times symbolizing the end of world. Biblical scholars agree, the recent installation of an oil pump resembling a large metal bird above the dome indicate that the end is probably less than two years away and ancient scrolls predicting flocks of gigantic metallic birds populating the middleast in the last days seem to substantiate these prophecies.
Unfortunately, when most of the world's population realized that this celestial event had already occored, two groups formed. The Bird Support Clan (simmilar to an AA meeting) decided that if they couldn't be right, nobody could, so they stole a plot device (nuclear weapon) and blew up Madison Square Gardens. The second group went unnamed and decided to hijack an airplane (since their lives were pointless anyway). Unfortunately this went far worse than expected, because they hijacked an unmanned drone mail plane, and ended up being shipped to the bahammas, along with 7,000 daiquiri mixes. They were strawberry flavored.
