Domokun
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Domokun is a television personality, performed by a Grue, who is plotting to take over his home country, Japan, and then expand to the rest of the world, meanwhile he holds the role of visiting professor in Religious Phenomenology at female catholic Ochanomizu University in Tokyo. He kills kittens every time YOU masturbate, please think of Cliche Kitten. It has been debated whether Domokun is another evil plan of Oprah Winfrey's, but it has also been determined that he is in fact, an entire third party. Domokun is possibly the living embodiment of the number 42. Also, I'm pretty sure he's a grue. Interestingly enough, light poses no problem for him, nor does he feel compelled to eat every person he meets (kittens are a different story, see below).
[edit] Biography
Domokun was born in 11 September of 1953. He studied at Hogwarts, and he was classmate of the father of James Potter, dad of Harry Potter. There he learnt the Dark Magic, and he received the title of Dark Mage.
At the age of 19, he went to the CIA, where he met Mr. Cuddles. Domokun accompanied him to conquer Chile, so Chileans think he thought up all the destructive plans, though only him knows. 5 years later, Domokun ran away and begun a way to the internal peace.
When he was 30 years old, he started to hate kittens for no rational reason, so he was trying to found a reason to kill them, when he asked himself the following questions: "What do people do most?" That answer, obviously, was masturbating, so his subconcius-mind said "Why I don't kill kittens when people masturbate?", and he started to do so.
No one knows when it ocurred, but it ocurred. Domokun started to work in TV. Soon he became famous, and started to take drugs, but he rehabilitated 5 years later.
But it was not a problem to became Prime Minister of Britishland, and he conquired the most super-poblated time/space place of the world, Fellatio, Indiana, but FUCKTARDS came and kill Michael Jackson and all the Baldwin family.
He finished working as Prime Minister because of his random violence against cyclops and to feed Godzilla in the Zoo when there was a sign saying that he only can feed Lion King
Also, Domokun is considered one of the most 1337 people on the earth, known as the creator of the Mecha-Pope and other heavy minerals. He fights against the evil with the power of masturbation, with Vin Diesel, Oprah and Bob.
He is Also Known As a very annoying Spaniard.
[edit] See also
Coat of arms of Nicaragua
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