Donald Duck
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- This article deals with Donald Duck, the actor, who appear in many movies directed by Walt Disney. For information about the Disneyland military leader, see Admiral Donald Duck.
Donald Duck (1882-1958) was a professional actor and a real American hero who turned into a Communist homosexual subversive. He was arrested during the red-scare of the 1950s- the era in American history when for some unknown reason everyone was scared of the colour red- by Benny McCarthy, the South African football player, turned ultra-conservative philistine.
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[edit] The Golden Years
Born in 1882 to Italian immigrant parents Chicken Corleone and Vegetable rissoto, he attended the prestigious Bernard Matthews academy of excellence where he excelled at poultry studies and media studies. Paul Morrow Phd had this to say about him;
| He was always a very good student. Where's the beef? |
At 18 he enlisted in the army to fight the Nazis somewhere in Europe at some time whatever. Regardless, he kicked their commie asses all the way back to Mexico. He was given the Iron Cross Medal of Honour (or honor) for his services and his ability to cook a fantastic omellette. He was on top of the world, but things were to take a turn for the worse.
Returning back to the United States, Donald was offered a job with Walt Disney. Already a well known war hero, Donald was quickly able to capture the public's hearts as he quickly rose to stardom.
[edit] The turn for the worse
Things took a turn for the worse. This involved taking a left turn somewhere and he ended up in Margate, where he fell in love with a fair maiden. Paul Morrow at this point interjected and said;
| Where's the beef? |
Exactly Paul, my friend, where is the beef? Don't worry. There is beef at the end of the rainbow.
but getting back on track, at some point at this time, donald became a homosexual communist subversive- there is evidence to support this.
- He was in the Navy.
- He was a member of the Communist Party.
[edit] House on Un-American Activities Committee
Despite the incoherent ramblings of McCarthy, Donald was charged with contempt of court although this was attributed more to the committee being unable to understand him, as years of kitten huffing had done serious damage to his voice, rather then for refusing to testify against his fellow colleges. His temper, only made worse by his drinking, caused Donald to erupt in anger at the committe as he was hauled out of court. The profanity laced tirade, aired live on national television, however only enhansed his reputation in Hollywood as the valient defender of the film industry. Walt Disney however was furious, or so it seemed, yet his career continued to climb as Donald Duck was at his peak.
