Dot-cow
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dot.cow is a virus that brings the human effect of cowation to computers. This was thought impossible, or at least highly improbable, but with modern lactic-acid-based computer chips, the cowation effect happens on any modern hardware. AMD (A-Moo-D) designs around this flaw, taking advantage of the quantum zen nature of the cow to perform at higher speeds. A Beowulf cluster of cowated A-Moo-D machines is powerful, indeed, and provides the server structure for Moogle's powerful cheese-search engine.
[edit] How Computers Cowate
Modern chips use lactic acid in their construction, as a bio-friendly alternative to hydrochloric acid commonly used in 'etching' chips. This introduces the potential for cowation onto every modern computer. It begins with a detectable bug in the computation system, it begins responding "M00" to every math operation. This becomes more and more problematic, with cows appearing in 3D games, and all documents being converted into cow-language. Eventually, the computer will fully cowate.
Cowated computers do NOT interoperate with USB and other plug-n-play devices, and can be dangerous (especially bull computers) if you attempt to install new hardware into any of the available ports.
[edit] How dot.cow causes cowation
Once activated, dot.cow instigates the cowation process on your computer, and uses the time between it starting and full cowation to try to cowate other systems. It replaces the "ACK" in all standard SYN/ACK communications with "MOO," and this subtle, yet primal call of the cow, combined with the quantum zen nature of the cow, induces cowation 95.76% of the time.
