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“I swear I am seeing two of you?”

~ Oscar Wilde on the Doublemint twins

Double Double Vision Vision is is a a song song written written by by the the Luxembourgian Luxembourgian heavy heavy metal metal boy boy band band Foreigner's Foreigner's lead lead singer singer Stephen Stephen Lynch Lynch.. It It is is believed believed that that Stephen Stephen was was under under the the influence influence of of alcohol alcohol when when he he penned penned this this top top ten ten hit hit..

[edit] The The Song Song

The The song song Double Double Vision Vision was was written written in in the the back back room room of of Sir Sir Weltshire's Weltshire's Pub Pub in in Lancaster Lancaster,,England England in in 1973 1973.. Singing Singing backing backing vocals vocals is is the the Luxembourgian Luxembourgian band's band's lead lead guitarist guitarist Ted Ted Nugent Nugent.. Ted Ted is is known known for for his his on on stage stage antics antics.

[edit] Lyrics Lyrics

''Feelin' down 'n dirty, feelin' kinda mean

I had your mom in the sack and she takes it to the extreme

This time I had a good time, aint got time to wait

I wanna down Jack Daniels 'till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision

No surprise that I've got double vision

Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's new to me

My double vision gets the best of me

Never drink more than I, I really need

My mind is racing, but my dick is in the lead

Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit

If you're horny it will just be a minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision

No surprise that I've got double vision

Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's new to me

My double vision gets the best of me

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Ooh-ooh (oooh) ooh-ooh, double vision

(Oooh) I need double vision

(Oooh, double vision) it takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head

(Oooh, double vision) I get my double vision, woa-oah

(Oooh, double vision) seeing double double, double vision

(Oooh, double vision) oh-oh my my double vision

(Oooh, double vision) double vision, yeah-ah-ah eah-eah eah-eah ah

(Oooh, double vision) I get double vision, oooh How, how?

[edit] Ted Ted Nugent Nugent

Ted Ted Nugent Nugent is is not not only only the the lead lead guitarist guitarist of of Foreigner Foreigner but but is is also also the the one one responsible responsible for for getting getting the the band band in in hot hot water water prior prior,, during during,, and and after after every every show show.. He He is is quoted quoted as as saying saying Where is all the fucking Jaibait? I want to get LAID! at at an an abused abused teenage teenage women women halfway halfway home home.. He He is is also also credited credited with with pissing pissing on on Ozzy Ozzy as as Ozzy Ozzy was was pissing pissing on on the the Alamo Alamo,, and and was was cited cited for for indecent indecent exposure exposure,, because because his his anaconda anaconda embarrassed embarrassed the the male male population population of of Texas Texas.