Downtowncity downtown the city
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“I think I destroyed it once”
~ Jean-Claude Van Damme on Downtowncity downtown the city
“The only place where Tom Cruise is considered normal”
~ Oscar Wilde on Downtowncity downtown the city
“What a stupid name for a country”
~ Captain Obvious on Downtowncity downtown the city
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| Term of office: | swatch time – current time | |
| Preceded by: | Billy Bong Thornton | |
| Succeeded by: | Isaac Hashish | |
| Date of birth: | 1976 | |
| Place of birth: | Dry martini, Shaken not sturred | |
| First Lady: | Mary Jane | |
| Political party: | hell yes all the time | |
[edit] History
Downtowncity downtown the city was founded by a bunch of bass players during the 90's. Often asking if people wanted to get "down" (also known as "feeling the funk") with them, they thirsted for freedom and as a result, overtook part of flanders as their own. From that day forward, this piece of land was know as "Down"towncity downtown the city.
Notorious leader of these bass players, Muhammed, stated that downtowncity downtown the city would become a paradise to all. Sadly, after his death in 1996, Downtowncity downtown the city became flooded with all sorts of scum roaming the earth. Sightings of maggots like Britney Spears or Jean-Claude Van Damme became a normality after that.
A typical inhabitant of Downtowncity downtown the city:
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