Dr. N.M. Pettit

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“Count to five, Tamia, if you can”

Dr. N.M. Pettit, otherwise known as Dr. Pigeon or Dr. Small, is a small man, with small ideas. He recently joined an association of pigeons. He is known for bullying students, parents and staff, and commands little or no respect from any member of the juvenile correctional facility he administrates. He is hated by the LEA and by nearly all students. A fictional version of the Ubuntu Linux distribution, the Petty Pigeon release, was named after him. He has an odd fascination with bridge-building and is a frenzied bureaucrat. Corporal punishment, in the form of fitness training as detention, has recently been reintroduced to DHSB by him.