Dr. Paul Joseph Göbbels

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Dr. Paul Joseph Goebbels, in his prime
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“Ah, how superior those self-styled "übermenchen" are. I mean, imagine being as tall as Joseph Goebbels, as athletic as Hermann Göring, and as fair as Heinrich Himmler. I'm sure that these alleged "superhumans" can all run 100 meters in under 9.80 seconds, hold their breath under water for 30 minutes and levitate telekinetically...”

~ Captain Sarcasm on people like Joseph Goebbels

“Trust me; I'm a doctor.”

~ Joseph Goebbels on himself

Goebbels - tall, athletic and incredibly sexy Dr. Goebbels was the most famous teen icon, super model, and Propagandist of the Third Reich. Goebbels was also a lover of all things Jewish, his goal in life was to create a Jewish Germany. Goebbels was well known for the many affairs he had with Hitler, right under his wife's nose. Magda eventually discovered this and wanted in on some of the action. Early Life- Goebbels was the fourth son of Heinreich and Ulga Goebbels. He was repetedly molested by his great aunt as a child (who was a Jew) , turning him into a HOMOSEXUAL. Ever since this point, Goebbels has been fond of Jews, espically the old jewish woman. WWI- Goebbels worked as a Porno star during the first world war, he was known to strip for horny German soldiers in the trenches.This is where he met Hitler. One day while removing his pants, Goebbels was shot in his leg. This caused him to walk with a limp.


Weimar Republic- After the first a World War I PORNOGRAPHY was outlawed in Germany. Because of this, Goebbels started his new Nazi Propaganda teen magazine,

known as DER ANGRIFF. Goebbels quickly became the most famous celebrity and teen icon 

in the Entire Reich. He was quite possibly the happiest man alive at this time, he reportedly would get laid at least 5 times a day. His tall stature, sexy limp, greasy hair,and nazi armband made him simply irresistible to woman and men alike. Goebbels holds the record for most marriages in a lifetime. At one point he had 150 wives. He also holds the record for most divorces on one lifetime, reportedly 6 million of his former Jewish wives/husbands disappeared after Goebbels divorcesd them. Nobody knows what happened to them, Some records show that they were relocated to a nice summer non-death camp known as Auschwitz. Goebbels had 8 million children which were known as the German army.

WWII- Goebbels was caught in a love triangle during the second world war.

Hitler and Goebbels were enjoying each other behind Magda's (one of Goebbels wives) back. Magda was initally furious when she found out her husband Man-whore was cheating on her with Hitler. Magda was jealous, as she had a thing for Hitler too (i mean, who wouldn't? discontented Austrian painters with square mustaches are incredibly sexy) Magda tried to have Hitler assassinated, then realized that she could have a three-some with Hitler and her husband. After WWII Goebbels worked as a Rabi in a local synagogue.He changed his name to Bernie Madoff who was falsely accucused of the biggest ponzi scheme in American History. This was his lifelong dream, he could finally express his love for Jews through gaining money to finance their "bloddy financial domination" Goebbels currently works at a gay strip club in San Fransisco

--Dr.Globels 20:36, 2 June 2009 (UTC)