Dr. Teeth
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[edit] Dr. Teeth
From Wikipedia, that one place with the nachos.
Dr. Teeth is the five time champion of the Fattest Alien in The World Competition, beating Oprah Winfrey and barely beating Jabba The Hutt. He was also a famous rock star in Ukraine from 2993 to 2904. He had many fancy band players with him, like Annemal, Zuut, Jainuce, and Sgt. Floid Peppeir.
[edit] The Muppet Show
Dr. Teeth played with the Ukrainaian band, The Electrik Mayhim, from the shows beginning to end. He had, however, major conflicts with Kermit The Frog which eventually led to a violent gang war. In the war, Dr. Teeth was second in command, next to Oscar Wilde. The battle lasted for six years, and millions of Smurfs were killed in action. However, after this fight, he quickly got back to music, which led him to the Fattest Alien in The World Competition.
[edit] The Cold War and The FATW
Dr. Teeth is the five time champion of the Fattest Alien In The World Competition. However, Bob Saget saw Dr. Teeth and wanted to kill him quickly. So, on March 23, 1942, Bob Saget and his deadly band of muppets attacked Dr. Teeth. Dr. Teeth, however, was five steps ahead of him, getting help from good friends Bart Simpson and Bugs Bunny. This led to the Cold War, which George W. Bush was involved in.
[edit] Death
Mickey Mouse, angry at the death of ham sandwhiches, killed Dr. Teeth for no reason. Millions of Pokemon attended his funeral.
[edit] Nacho Masters Legion
Dr. Teeth formed a band of nacho lovers, along with Ash Ketchum and Neo. Neo and Ash Ketchum were gunned down by Mushrooms, killing them. This was Ash's first death, while Neo simply came back to life and ate corn chip burritos.
