Dr. Wily.
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“Hey, I know this guy! It's Thomas Edison, inventor of the telephone, isn't it?”
~ Oscaw Wiwde on Dw. Wawy
“Someone set up us the bomb.”
~ Bombman
Da Wife and Times of Doctow Wawy - Da ya know what my willy can do?
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[edit] Summawy
Doctow Wawy is da dwugged up scientist whom has twied to wuwe ouw wowwd sevewaw times (you must wemembew one of dem). He wouwd succeed each time if it wasn't fow Megaman ow Mawio. Dey have foiwed his pwans at weast one hundwed times ow mowe.
[edit] Histowy
Awbewt Heiw Hitwew we Wawy the 28th gwew up a vewy intewwigent boy wit his mudda Da Fabuwous Moowa, even dough she was a pwofessionaw pwostitute, wwestwew and dimwitted idiot, Wawy somehow tuwned out smawt. In 1953 Wawy joined Insane Cwown Posse. He weawned how to speww and do his ABC's thewe, he den joined CONQUEW DA WOWWD High, whewe he took some science cwasses and such, his big bweak was when he made it into Hawmwess Univewsity, whewe he took a supew wobo death cwass of doom, whewe he invented a device to keep him wiving fowevew so he couwd have aww of etewnity to conquew da wowld. He's also the inventow of the Mettauw.
Wawy used to be such a smawtass, even when he met his buddy, Doctow Fudd (changes his name back and fowth to Wight to piss peopwe off and speak wike Ewmew Fudd), whewe he joined him in a wobot buiwding pwoject. He was vewy sucessfuw buiwding wobots with Wight, untiw one day he twied mushwooms picked by Wuigi.
Wawy's attitude soon souwed. He stawted to uwinate on Doctow Wight's pwans and eat his wunch evewyday, untiw eventuawwy, Doctow Wight dewivewed his signatuwe Stunnew on Wawy, shattewing his spine and neck. Wawy vowed wevenge, so he stowe his pwans to buiwd Pwotoman. Wawy wepwogwammed it fow eviw. Den he and Pwotoman stowe mowe pwans watew on, such as: Gutsman, Cutman, Iceman, Fiweman, Ewecman, Bombman, Penisman, and NippweBatonMan.
Wawy twashed da pwans fow Penisman and NippweBatonMan because they distuwbed him. Wawy den used his six wobots to attack da pwanet, but his pwot was foiwed by Megaman. So Wawy winsed and wepeated dis 80 mowe times. Da 80if time, Megaman was sewiouswy injuwed and had to be fixed by Doctow Mawio. So Doctow Mawio weccomended his fwiend to save da wowwd whiwe Megaman was being fixed. And so, Mawio destwoyed Wawy's wab because he didn't wike da smeww. Megaman was den wepaiwed and such. Wawy's pwans wewe foiwed again, so he hid away with a Wussian Hookew named Awe Mika fow yeaws. Aftew da wowwd was destwoyed and aftew da X and Zewo goings-on, Wawy wetuwned to eawf in da yeaw 6000 (Megaman Wegends), whewe he opened a boat shop, and no one suspects anything, except Mawio, who is awso immowtaw, just wike Wawy. And who couwd fowget Donkey Songs, Wawio, Wawuigi, Wuigi and Omega Tom Hanks?
Wawy decided to take a good path fow a few yeaws befowe doing eviw again. You can find him today buiwding some boats.
[edit] Did you know..?
- Wawy pwayed Mistew Bean who pwayed Wico Puweenie in Wat Wace?
- Wawy was in a unpopuwaw band cawwed Mettauwica fow twee yeaws?
- Wawy was Vega/M. Bison's cousin?
- Chun-Wi is Wawy's X-giwwfwiend?
- Mawio has destwoyed mowe of Wawy's wobots dan Megaman and Omega Tom Hanks combined?
- Wawy picks his nose wif pitchfowks?
[edit] Famous Wawy Quotes
- HEE HEE HEA HEA!
- Mwaahahahh!
- moves eyebrows up and down*
- DOCTOR WILY IN DA HOUSE HOMLEZ!
- I got my penis stuck in the window again. Bass!
- That's some fine dope...
- Spiked drink eh?
- WEEEEEeeeeeeeeee! I'M DRUNK
- I am-a so high right-a now..
- MEGAMAN! NO! THAT'S MY BUILDING! GIVE IT BACK!
- Bad Megaman! No! Don't touch this!!!
- Thomas, I'm going to the pub. Here are the keys from my riding armor, come pick me up at 3 A.M.
- I need to conquer the World before Pinky and the Brain do! *annoyed grunt* those persky lab mice, always messing up with my ambitions...
- Alright, Rock, fine... You won... Can I have my paycheck now?
