Not So Innocent
Under the innocent cover of a hit single by a Romanian pop group, this song is, in actuallity, a mind control device that has lead to many important events.
Who Made Dragosteia?
Contrary to common belief, Your Mom did not create Dragosteia. Giant Prehistoric Zucchini were the creators of this monstrosity, seeking revenge for their cousins, the Squish, who were merslesly subjected to lectures on the use of past, present and future tenses, ultimatly resulting in them becoming confused and mutating into Squash.
Events and Stuff That Dragosteia Has Influenced-
- The creation of Earth
- The creation of George W. Bush
- Anyone or anything involving Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
- The Theory of Evolution
- Evolution itself