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(Pronouncd [i:]) Th sixth lttr of th alphabt, "E" is of vry distinct origin among all othr lttrs. It is prcdd by "w" and succdd by "r". It is th bginning and nd of xistnc. According to most scintific vidnc, tymologists hav concludd that in 1987, th last rmaining mastodon on arth built a tim machin from cloths hangrs and smn (h didn't hav mony for glu) and usd it to travl back to 486. Hr, h nslavd all Nativ Amrican nations and forcd thm to rct a giant tmpl in th shap of a capital ". No major scintific findings can prov conclusivly th origin of th lowr-cas "," but in ancint Irish lor, th grat dmon Mr. O'Flivls had a had shapd vry similar to "," so most bliv this may b its root. d

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In mathmatical botany, "" is a commonly occurring part of most trs. It is dfind as th bas of th natural log, which is at th sam tim th convrgnc of all possibl roots. Th only cas in which it dosn't work is whn daling with sawtooth functions.

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Among scintologists, it is wll known that is th bas of all natural logarithms. This mans, of cours, that pi+ =pi .

It is also th rsult of dividing by 0.

To libral arts majors, howvr: $e = \int_{\phi }^{\xi }{\Delta \ln 9ccd9400fa726d26ca269e0665d51890}$

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[edit] Additional Us of th Lttr ""

If th lttr is placd bfor any othr noun, it is instantly rcognizd as cutting dg tchnology. An -Ston is far mor intrsting than a plain ston, or as som call it Snail-Stons, du to its slothful mod of transport, xcpt during avalanchs. During Avalanchs, -stons and snail-stons travl at th sam spd, subjct to th thory of gravity.

Is th sam as th lttrs m and c and th numbr 2, as $= m c 2$ .

It is unusual to find a paragraph without this symbol in it. Occasionally, though, a paragraph with this unusual trait is found. Not many books do not contain it, but authors can go to amazing strains to rid works of it.

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