Ear
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“I can't hear you. It's too dark.”
~ A lipreader on ears
“What do you mean it's not supposed to go in there.”
~ Oscar Wilde(Wilde by name Wilde by nature) on ears
As with eyes, scientists have little to no understanding of the ear. Most ass holes are born with an ear on each side of the head. The ear's main purpose throughout history has been similar to that of Christmas trees: a dangly thing from which to hang stuff. Although there are problems.
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[edit] Sound
Unfortunately, the aesthetic value it provides is overridden by the ear's main disadvantage: it allows humans to perceive sound. Time and time again, this "fifth" sense has caused unresolvable problems, for example you can be raped in the ear see: Raped in the ear. Ear raping also occurs when you encounter Tornado Sirens.
my ass HAS BIG EARS == They are the biggest i have ever seen. ass is also very happy. He like Greg very much. ass lives in Gregs basement. ass puts the lotion on the skin or he gets the water again. ass is not a very good farmer. Never mind ass is not a farmer he drives a freking john deere piece of junk!
[edit] Tower of asses]
When the world was created in the year 32000768 AC, only ass had ears and only ass hole a had a mouth. The world was in a paradise-like state. The world was peaceful and communication was a problem that did not yet exist. Greg and ass would pair up for a short time........, and wander the earth. When they got bored, they would find a new partner.
College football was invented in the year 5600 AC. This quickly resulted in the discovery of kissing, as ass hole learned to express happiness at touchdowns. However, the experience lacked something. Greg who was born about this time, realized that this was due to their lack of a mouth.
ass encouraged his then boyfriend, Greg, to build a large bonfire with which to appease the gods and plead for mouths for ass hole. He wouldn't, so ass left him and hooked up with Greg 2.0. Having never touched a Greg 2.0 before, ever, he was unable to resist his requests.
He built the bonfire, climbed to the top of mount cockious, and alighting himself, he made the request. For some reason, it was granted, top ass was granted a mouth, Grag received ears, and only minor differences remained between the homosexuals. Never mind.
[edit] Greg Van Gogh
Greg Van Gogh had the right idea when he chopped his ear off, although he most likely did not succeed in eliminating the root problem: obtaining and processing external sounds.
[edit] Italian Ears
A little known fact is that people of descent love having their ears pulled from the earlobe. It comes from the tradition of pulling one's ear for good luck. Continue this by grabbing your Italian friend's ear and pulling it like a kid pulls a ear.
[edit] Large Ears
Another little known fact is that many people inherit genes which give them large ears. These genes are spread around the world by all the large-eared people, also known as the Family.
[edit] Earheads
has big ears they ginormous.
[edit] Earwigs
As the name suggests, earwigs are wigs designed for There creator, was determened to be [[
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