Ear wax
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[edit] Discovery
Ear wax was discovered in 1847 by Sir Robert Wax. During a game of darts, Sir Robert inadvertently struck his opponent, who died shortly thereafter, in the ear. After retrieving his lucky dart, he found it covered with a yellow, sticky, and viscous substance. Sir Robert, having a fondness for viscous substances, decided to make it his life's work to study this substance which he would later name "Ear wax" after himself.
[edit] Uses
Ear wax has many uses, one of the more common ones is as a substitute for eggs when baking. See the recipe below for a delicious ear wax cake:
[edit] Theoretical Origins
The theoretical origins of ear wax are still a mystery, although many leading scientists believe that it may be the waste of a small parasite inhabiting the brain cavity.
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