Edward Elgar

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Edward Elgar (1857-1934) was an English composer, rap artist, and fighter pilot. His most famous work was the 1990 collaboration with Bart Simpson Do the Bartman.

Elgar after facial elongating plastic surgery.


Military Career[edit]

In 1914 Elgar joined the British Air Force, quickly rising to the position of Moustached Bisexual Wing Commander with the 12th division lead by Major Gustav Holst. His most famous achievement was shooting down a Blue Whale, which was trying to gain access to the Prime-minister's residency through an upper window. For this service he was award a Ford Focus.

Musical Career[edit]

Elgar was a composer well known for his revolutionary techniques such as using the outlawed time signature 3/4. In his orchestral composition Enigma Variations. Elgar dedicated each variation to a personal friend. These include; No. 4 Michael Schumacher, No. 7 Michael Buble, and No. 14 Lenin. Elgar's symphonies are rubbish.. FACT. Along with Schoenberg and Berg, Elgar founded the 2nd Viennese School, but was thrown out for being to experimental.

Elgar's work in Popular Culture?[edit]

No

Most popular compositions:[edit]

Elgar's work is too dissonant to ever achieve popularity amongst any but musical terrorists.

The Man; The Tash[edit]

Elgar's facial hair was declared 4th wonder of the ancient world in 1917. His moustache was so large that the British Government made it a listed building; meaning that to remove it was a criminal offence.