Nu-Electromagnetics
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“Science as science should be. Pointless. Mad. Explosive. Beans.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nu-Electromagnetics
Nu-Electromagnetics is a realtively new field of science, founded by Nicolas Tesla . Basically, its electromagnetics with all the boring formula stuff taken out, and based on the following basic principles.
- Nicolas Tesla is god.
- Gargantuan magnets are awesome.
- Lightning is awesome.
- There is no need for documentating to verify experiments that have been conducted. Instead, provide photos of rad lightningbolts striking gargantuan magnets.
- No scientific finding needs to be backed up theoretically, as long as said finding is in concistence with rules 1-3.
- Rule 5 goes double for really expensive experiments.
- Conducting experiments that have been conducted before is not unacceptable, as long as said findings are in consistence with rules 1-3.
- Randomly exploding equipment is "not a bad thing".
- Beans.
- Any finding or theorem that is not in concistence with rule 1-9 must not be attributed to the research field of Nu-Electromagnetics.
[edit] History
Nicolas Tesla was first to wonder if it was possible to fry a tank using lightning, after seeing it been done in popular computergames. Nicolas Tesla's lifetime of poorly documented expiriments lead him to invent the field of nu-electromagnetics in his last moments, with the following historical line.
| I have given you the gift of nu-electromagnetics. Go forth and kick butt in my name. Beans. |
Since then, many have expanded on the idea of frying objects with huge lightningbolts. More recently, after the cold war ended, there was a decreasing need for technology to obliterate capitalist pigs. Thus, nu-electromagnetics began concentrating on "making photos of artificial lightning", and, of course "Beans".
