Elita-1

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Elita-1's big break, the cover of Gentlebots Magazine, June 1989.

"That babe's got the finest trunk in the Universe."

- Optimus Prime on Elita-1

Elita-1 is the leader of the Female Autobots, bassist for Flock of Seagulls and is currently married to Optimus Prime. However, she also appears to be his sister. In addition to her musical career and high-profile marriage, Elita-1 has also had a very successful modeling career.

Elita-1 really likes watching her soaps, especially "Golden Glowing People Have More Exciting Lives Than You".
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