Ella Fitzgerald
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“Skit skat skiddly-doo bop bidee bop shibby.”
~ Ella Fitzgerald on the deficit spending ratio's effect on interstate commerce.
Ella Fitzgerald (?-1966), also nicknamed "Spito skit spito doo Queen", skit skiddly-doo bop Jazz music to an Ella level.
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[edit] Early Life
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Ok, enough of that fucking bullcrap. This guy gets fucked in his ass. Ok, that wasn't funny.
Ella Jane Fitzgerald (April 25, 1917 – June 15, 1996), also known as "Lady Ella", the "Queen of Scat" and the "First Lady of Song", was an American jazz vocalist. She was also known as 'Lil Wayne' and 'Lil Lezbo'. She starred as a guest voice in south park, cartman's mum. Overall, this lady is officially a whore. Someone took a photo of her with her nipples enlarged. You can see it here.
You like? Now...that was proof that she was a whore.
to tell you the truth i dont even know who the fuck she is i just searched on google images. :-P
[edit] Early Career
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[edit] Wavering Support During the WWII
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[edit] Transmutation Into Cyborg Fitzgerald 2.0
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[edit] Stuttering Affliction of 1958
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[edit] Vow of Silence of 1963
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[edit] Explosion and Death at Skat Fest of 1966
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