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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...


Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?
  • ...that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?


  • ...that swallowing your own head can be harmful to your digestive system?

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Today sucks because...

Got Weed

April 20: Hitler's Birthday (Germany), International Marijuana Day (Countries that use the M/D/Y date)

  • 420 - Thousands of marijuana users get throughly ripped as a once-in-a-lifetime numerical coincidence coincidentifies with a 75-times-in-a-lifetime num...where was I?
  • 571 - Cassius Clay born; later changes name to Muhammad, hails himself as "greatest prophet of all time, baby!"
  • 1607 - White settlers arrive at Jamestown, find nothing of value except some inedible, brown leaves and some equally inedible brown people, so they go home.
  • 1792 - France declares war on itself and surrenders.
  • 1814 - The War of 1812 begins, two years behind schedule.
  • 1889 - Adolf Hitler, perhaps best known for his genocide of the Jews brilliant artwork, is born.
  • 1889 - Adolf Hilter is certainly not born.
  • 1943 - France so despises Vichy Government that they do nothing to overthrow.
  • 1991 - A Very Brady Easter premires; Alice crucified to the songs of the Lovin Spoonful.
  • 1993 - Al Gore invents the Environment
  • 1994 - A fireworks display in Oklahoma City goes horribly wrong; bystander blamed and later executed.
  • 1999 - Columbine high school opens the very first high school shooting range in the United States.
  • 2007 - Cho Seung-Hui is welcomed in Hell. Even Satan is not amused.
  • 2008 - Hitler given a Cookie Monster shirt by Jim Henson for his birthday.
  • 2012 - The largest Marijuana festival is held in San Francisco, California with as many as a billion pot smokers attended
  • 2014 - The time code was discovered and the code is 3.141592653589793238462643383279

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My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it.

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Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes).


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The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries.


Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year!


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