Emo Tic-Tac-Toe

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Emo Tic-Tac-Toe is a game created by the popular band, Fallout Boy during a cross country tour. It remains one of the most highly popular games among the Emo population, and accounts for about 35% of the Emo suicide rate, not far behind the classic hanging and popular 'Bite the Bullet' methods.

An emo has obtained a victory!

Story[edit]

Brittney spears got bored and decided to slit his wrists, as was common in the band's early days. He decided to be unique and slit 4 times, twice down the street and twice across the road. One of his fellow band members noticed him in this action and decided to cut an X in the center square, which was followed by a counter O placed in the upper left corner. The friend cut an X in the middle right side, as he slit another O to the right of his previous one. The friend then placed an X in the middle left corner and promptly slit the man's wrist.

“Tic-Tac-Toe! Three in a row!”

~ Emo on Emo Tic-Tac-Toe

\ and the game of Emo Tic-Tac-Toe was created.

This man has not won however.

In the Modern World[edit]

Emo Tic-Tac-Toe remains one of the most popular games on the market as it is free and requires only a wrist and a sharp object. Many variations of the game have popped up, including: