Emperor of the Universe
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Emperor of the Entire Universe is a position in the global management of the Universe. Emperor of the entire universe was created by the US to avoid embarrassment at the UN. It was agreed that the Emperor would not question anything his advisors asked to be done.
[edit] Advisors
The advisors are comprised of the entire government of a single state. The state that holds the position is in annual rotation, each government having a year to tell the emperor what to do. Everything they want must be done. The first Advisory board was unsurprisingly the US administration who held the position for 2002. Other advising countries are: 2003: Morocco, 2004: Jamaica, 2005: Chile. The Current advisory board for 2006 is from Malta.
[edit] Emperors
In all there have been 9 previous Emperors:
- 1st: Bruce Lee (original emperor, later accepted job as Emperor of All Time)
- 2nd: Dr Rowan Williams (the first religious appointment)
- 3rd: Jeb Bush (the first nepotistic appointment)
- 4th: Barbara Bush (the first female appointment)
- 5th: His Worshipful Prince Kofi Annan (the first great hero appointment)
- 6th: Elton John (The first musical appointment)
- 7th: Nick Griffin (The first racist appointment)
- 8th: Bob Geldof (The first pointless appointment)
- 9th: Monty Panesar (The first sportsman appointment)
- 10th: Richard Dawkins (The first Christian appointment)
The current emperor is Richard III, who ripped the last person who tried to write a flattering biography a new one.
[edit] Ceremonial Dress
There are three levels of ceremonial dress which must be worn by the emperor depending on the activity in which he or she is engaged. For day to day business such as welding, shopping and parambulating the robe is purple with green trim and must be worn with a yellow plimsole. When engaged in more official duties the emporer must wear an eighties power suit with red lapels. If engaged in the highest levels of office such as the 34hr inaugeration ceremony, blessings, state dinners, and pitch and putt, the emperor wears no clothes at all. This is never allowed to be pointed out to the emperor who has been told that he is wearing the prettiest Cindarella style ballgown that has ever been worn.
