Emperor penguin

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Because we let the Emperor Penguins have our seas, we are doomed. Here, they are seen doing their routine checks to insure that they will find you if you dare put one toe in their private property. You have been warned.

The emperor penguin is a species of subaquatic bird which is many hundreds of times more powerful and megalomanic than the regular common penguin.

[edit] The Story

Emperor penguins are called such simply because they used to rule everything under the seas and various parts of outlying your mom. We strove hard against them, but in the end, sacrificed some prime land just to appease their domineering hard drives. We were going to wait until their batteries died (since it was common knowledge that they were powered artificially, and could not make their own energy), but Duracell managed to make a deal and has kept them provided with the goods for several years now.

Emperor penguins now serve as many a final boss for lame, Final Fantasy rip-off RPG's. They usually fight the random hero and his party with a huge army of their fluffy young so that the heroes are slowly destroyed by their cuteness. Then the Emperor penguins come and rip the heroes to shreds. A vile tactic indeed.