Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website)

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This article refers to the meme-filled Website. You may be looking for Encyclopedia Dramatica (disambiguation).

Encyclopædia Dramatica, or ED, is a shitty-ass wiki that joined teh internets at least one hundred years ago. Being the sewer of the World Wide Web, it specializes in drama, memes, and other shit nobody cares about.

so i herd u liek mudkipz

[edit] History

The Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded by a bunch of shitholes who were butthurt when Wikipedia wouldn't let them post an article about some LiveJournal faggot.

[edit] ED is dead

In early 2007, the admins started putting up fake "We desperately need moar money" banners on top of the pages to scam money out of their dumbass readers. On May 17, 2007, they closed the site down to make it appear as though the site had truly died. Acne-ridden teenagers everywhere would cry unto the heavens, right before slitting their wrists. A few days later, the site came back like a bad case of crabs.

[edit] Style

OMFG, Look @ teh dancing turtle!!111111!11oneone

Encyclopedia Dramatica's only style of "humor" is badly written hatred toward everything. This drama, as they call it, is trademarked as Lulz. The "Lulz" can be regarded as a state of mind, whereas the functioning faculties of the mind are completely disregarded, completely lost, and are seldom accounted for ever again. According to Faux News, the pseudo-word "lulz" is a corruption of the acronym LOL. Hence, lulz are the laughs of the corrupted.

Their page on Gigli is really unfunny, as it is stated that "the film is one of the best of all time, clearly on the cutting edge of humor."

[edit] Lulzites

This happy user has created his first article.

Anyone who likes this shit are the biggest fucking losers history has ever known (these people are referred to as EDiots). ED's fanbase is composed primarily of 12-year-olds who think that shock images, misspelled words, lieking a really shit Pokemon, a poorly-drawn Luigi, and being complete assholes to people are the funniest things evar. These are the same kids that ride the short bus to school. Another part of the fanbase consists of intolerant Nazis who have colossal egos. And the remaining percent are emo faggots, who, in an attempt to make themselves feel better, use the site as a LiveJournal alternative in order to rant about how much the world sucks. This is why the entire site reeks of teen angst.

I mite be a douche bag and a liar but I GET U FREE PRON at www.FUCKFUCKINGFKUCJKERSFUCK.com!!!!!!!!!1111

Even if one actually finds this shit amusing, it'll get stale very shortly. Hate this, old meme that. Blah blah blah. You soon become immune to the lulz, and the shock value no longer affects you. In fact, the images of mutilated genitals actually arouses you. Thus, Encyclopeda Dramatica is essentially a homoerotic catalogue site.

If you fail to see the awesomeness and humor in this image, YOU PHAIL AT LIFE MOTHERFUCKER

[edit] Admins and Other Animals

Did you know that... the whole thing is run by jewz?

Girlvinyl askes, "Now will you buy me a gift from my Amazon wishlist?" The response: No.

The site's owner, Joseph Evers, is a 51 year old pedophile who likes to raep little boys for lulz. He uses the pr0n images as bait, then meets up with them at Lulzcon. When asked in court why he stuck his shriveled cock in boy's now goatsed anus, he pleaded, "I did it for the lulz."

[edit] zomg butthurt

[edit] ZOMG PRON!!!11

[edit] War with Uncyclopedia

The two wikis engage in battle.

There is no real war. But every once in a while the 12-year-olds from lame-ass Encyclopedia Dramatica will try to start some shit with Uncyclopedia. This is because they are insecure about their unfunniness. One Uncyclopedia user even suggested a contest to see which is funnier. Here's a better idea: Let's compare cow shit with horse shit and see which has the best fragrance.

In the end, whichever site is funnier is a moot point, since wiki editors never get any pussy.

[edit] See Also

• HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Goa Tse
• Uncyclopedia is the worst
• UnNews:ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz
• Dramatica Transit Authority

Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are an ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place.