BRitic

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bRitic is a new and improved and more politically correct form of English named after the pronunciation of the word "British" in bRitic.

[edit] Similarities with English

Engliqs is officially the same as English. Although:

• q = k
• j = j
• c = ch
• g = g
• k = th
• p = p
• x = sh
• h = h

[edit] Letters

The original idea of bRitic was to actually make use of all 26 original Latin (English) letters and not make up crap fucking letters nobody’s fucking heard of, but despite the system apparently being able to be written on a normal keyboard, it includes letters like ɴ,ʀ, and ʏ?!!

[edit] Fun Fact

• Fuck is now pronounced fuchth by way of futshth.

[edit] Serious Fact

• The politically correctness of bRitic is “notised” with the transliteration of that sentence that uses all the letters in the alphabet—because—the letters XTC do not appear.

[edit] Ke qwiq brown foqs jumps over ke lazy dog?

See? No XTC.

[edit] The end of bRitic?

Because of these anomalies many cunning linguists have taken the initiative to replace Engliqs with a new breed of Engliqs called Engliks. See below:

• C = K (i.e. Th)
• J = French J
• Dj = J
• K = Q
• Q = Nothing

And

• Tx = Ch

Soon Q will = Ng. And English in bRitic will be Iqglix.

[edit] See Also

• Jeorje W. Bux
• Adolf Hitler